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[challenge entry] you want a crap monster? well, now you've got one
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK INTO THE BATHROOM!

From the B-Movie Monsters! challenge. See all 221 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Spongebob DEATHPANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# he's so angry, he ate his own pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Sponge bath dear?
FUCK NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# i wish i had a bath
you just can't relax properly in a shower :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:54, archived)
# I know a great way of relaxing in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# do tell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Lemon Cheesecake and a Cigar.
For the discerning shower relaxer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# i'm with you on the lemon cheesecake
but i don't do the smoking thing these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Who said anything about smoking?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# At night
They come, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:50, archived)
# spongesperm
one of the untold dangers of the deep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:51, archived)
# SPOJNGE DEMON WILL ABSORB US ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# but will he absorb the cut?
y'know, what with him not bein a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:57, archived)
# MY BOBBY PLAYIN' DA FOOZBALL!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# boo
i thought for a moment that it was a rusk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:53, archived)
# it can be anything you want it to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap Monster?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:55, archived)
# oh, but this is no boker?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Think of it as mechanically reclaimed chicken?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Shit probably tastes better.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# TRUFAX
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# that's horrible
but it has a giggle/boke ratio of 50/50
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I see--so dirty tampons have a different ratio eh?
I guess giggle/boke lies in the beholder ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# yep
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Excremental from Dogma?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# no, that's the golgotha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:05, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:01, archived)
# it'd be a fucking first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Will it leave anything . . . behind ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:02, archived)
# a lovely clean corpse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Meoow
www.b3tards.com/u/5a1029cae1aeaa011dd9/seamskitty3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:10, archived)