My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.
Why do they tell little kids that?
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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:39,
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to shit them up
when they hide in the cupboard while they're trying to sleep
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:41,
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