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# I never said that they was...
and neither did the pic say that cows had bolloxs. It just said vets get a bit of jip off'em.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)
# cows don't have jip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# actually that's all they have
that, and milk, and meat, and skin for jackets.
but that's all they have.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# so no teasmades, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# the hire those as well you know.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# do they borrow teabags off chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# yes,
they give them back used.. The chickens fucking hate them for it; but they forget the next day.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# does this work if you borrow money off them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I just checked
They have good accountants. so no.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# some used to have dignity :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# why did you have to go bring that up
do you really want to start another world war?
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# it needed saying
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# exactly
i'd haunt someone who persistently stuck their fist up my bottom and rotated my babies :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
# i find the thought of arse-facilitated baby rotating curiously amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# once again you're linking the two up
The vet fisted them up the arse. That's job one. Job two was the baby spinning and we've not been told how that's done. We can only guess a this stage.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# my money's on some form of elastic band-powered spinning device
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# :)
a fine wager.. Who will take it up? What will the stakes be?
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# my money's on a rotovator
*not really sure what one of those is though*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# a pint of milk and a quick pig ride
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)
# no!
what are you implying?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)