this is only beause they have excess milk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
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and hobnobs
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28,
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chocolate ones, i trust
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32,
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i assume different cows have different biscuiting requisites
but i haven't researched the matter too deeply
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36,
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and here was me
thinking that the love of chocolate hobnobs was a universal constant
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38,
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silly
there are such things as vegan cows you know
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39,
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i refute any food-based principle
that denies us chocolate hobnobs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
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