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# /coat


Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# SCIENCE!
And aceness of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Woo
I love these
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)
# ooh
I appear to wear a gown to work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Perverts like you should be banned!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# *swooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# ^ This
I am the same...

* Looks to check he still has man bits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# what is it with you gowned perverts! 'angings too good for them.
Get a cape like the rest of us!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I just ran it through with my sporty raincoat!
and life jackets don't have sleeves surely?

Are you sure this is 100% scientific? Have you run it past the boys at the lab?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# RAINCOAT!!!!! Oh FFS.
EDIT/ Double bollocks, life jacket needs to move.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# ah. nothing like the sound of a published mistake being realised!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I like to think of b3ta as my proof reading service :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# right, fixed now. I hope you are please with yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# nope - still a gown!
Sleeves - yes
Posh - no
binman - no
geek chic - no - but it would appear I ought to answer yes.
loony - no
silky - no
golden - no
pervy - no - It's just a black sports raincoat - not a flasher mac.
Gown
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I see... kindly take of your gown *polishes monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I think life jackets should have sleeves.
And attached to those sleeves should be a variety of snacks, you know, pork scratchings etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Interesting, interesting
but how would you stop them getting soggy? and surely they would attract sharks? And your sales forecasts are a joke! It's no good, this is not an investment for me. I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Ahh see, thats where your wrong.
You could feed the sharks, who are lovers of all savoury snacks, also, they wouldn't get soggy cos they have special epoxy resin coating!

Where's my money bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# yes, but none of this essential information was in your original proposal!
come back when you've thought things through.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I am not asking for your hand in marriage.
I am asking for £100 gajillion!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Throw in some sort of pickled egg holder and I am in!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I don't know how it happened, but I am wearing a smoking jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# best get the extinguisher
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# You are WeeWillyWinky
aicmtp

Edit:Ahhhhh! So am I!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# As Roy Walker says....
say what you see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I need to lose a few more pounds first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Send me some if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I'll need a scalpel, a hoover and a jiffy bag
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Bloody inflation.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Credit crunch and all that + new V.A.T rate!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I seem to be wearing an anorak
and not the techno-hoodie I left the house in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
*enclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Nicely
I was gonna do a goth one of these yesterday but it was too black ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm not racing anyone!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Drowning..
should be the other way round
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 3:02, archived)
# I disagree, I think if you are drowning you need a life jacket. If you are not drowning you dont need one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)