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# Of course.
He's ill enough without having his arse stolen by a pesky junior work colleague.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
# And as you can see, your public loves you by an overwhelming majority.
So sod your nearest and dearest and section 8 of the Mental Health Act.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# i'm slightly worried about the 4 that want me stuffed and mounted
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Remember there's a strong contingent here who are very sentimental about vermin like cats and dogs,
to the point where they consider them human.
And they want their loved ones preserved until the end of time.
Add to that the people who are just plain in love with you and want a literal Trophy Wife.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# that doesn't make me feel any better
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# OK, take those four who clicked 'stuffed and mounted'.
How many of those just idly clicked it for a laff, and how many are going to assassinate you with a neurotoxin-tipped crossbow bolt, transport your cadaver to an expert Swiss underground taxidermist and pay to have you exquisitely stuffed and mounted, at immense cost, and then negotiate the tricky exportation of the finished artwork through customs and into their bedsit?
Only one or two, surely.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
# good point
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)