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Fuel!
From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)
(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)
human fat smells terrible when it burns.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:18,
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Seriously, I've tried adding various aromatics to cover the smell.Rosemary works if you use a shit-ton but then your house just stinks of rosemary instead.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:21,
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Some gently healing aromatic essential oils, such as ylang ylang and tea tree,can be added when rendering a human corpse in a bathtub suspended over a grill.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:24,
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Fuck thatI have to wash myself in that tub
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:25,
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Christ I had no idea you were so fucking finicky mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:28,
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I mean maybe a hundred years ago when human fat was the real thingThese days it's nasty fat from cheese burgers and fizzy drinks. It isn't nice to burn. That's all I'm saying here.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:29,
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Organic Humans are the way forward.Harder to find but worth the extra effort.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:31,
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The amount of special feeding required makes it an extremely excessive and selfish endeavourAlso most humans won't eat a diet of almonds and acorns.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:34,
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Waitmofaha are you willing to try this new brand of nutmeat
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:35,
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NUTMEAT!Food of the Gods my friend.
No.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:42,
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terrible?sexy, more like.
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:51,
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