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# Don't worry
most of them will be shaking in apoplectic rage in the corner, unable to co-ordinate themselves into forming actual words.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# graaaaagghle
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# immphhhhhhuuuugggghhh
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# our neighbours 3 year old son is Star Wars mad
they were round our house recently and he was waving his light sabre around a bit too enthusiastically, so his mother told him off. He just looked to the ground and said "I have failed you, master"
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# This is brilliant
*clicks hard*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# straight faces were in short supply afterwards
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Awwww - Bless!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# that's brilliant!
did you ever see that clip of the girl being inducted into the dark side by darth vader at an expo?

Classic.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# ooh no - linky?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# sorry - thought it was very GC.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# classic!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# awww!
evil in her heart there is
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I love the story about Alec Guinness meeting an eight-year-old Star Wars fan
and making him promise never to watch it again.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# that's too mean.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I trust you gave him extra cake for that one!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
he was too busy throwing cheese footballs round for cake, as well as light sabering people
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# just read this
and all I can say is ahahahaha! :)
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# my response was going to be to lift up my t-shirt
and show my boobs.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# you keep a blooper real up your shirt?
Have yuou not uploaded it to YouTube?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# really? I mention boobs and you mention tv?
Check your cock hasn't fallen off.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# nope
he's still there - sitting on top of the barn
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# *shakes head*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# careful now.. that thing could go off!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# *swoons*

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# this, of course, is what I meant to say
but I didn't want to come across all pervy..
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I prefer pervy please!
tbh.

I have to get what I can, when I can.

*frots*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# don't fret, petal
*offers shoulder*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Then I'll revert to the original *spluffs*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# *looks for hidden camera*
How did you know?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I don't know if I ever told you this
but mr b3th is a huge fan of your namesake, and also of the Rambling Sid Rumpole. This information is of no discernable use to you, but I was amused to recognise the name.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I have just learned something!
I didn't know about the JPG character!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# :)
Check this out
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# goodness!
If I ever have another child, I'm choosing a name from that list :D
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hehe...
Kenneth Williams at his very best. I sometimes feel as though I have sullied his legacy somewhat.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:59, archived)