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[challenge entry] Quick and shit for teh compo


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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# done a trillion times im afraid :D
hahaha nicely though
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# fucksocks sorry
*crawls under rock*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Spanggg! remember Busey before he finally could afford dental work?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# that was afterwards wasn't it?
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# he really did not understand about equine dentistry :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Now I see what you mean about those teeth...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# yea, I just tried them out in Shockjaw---looks totally ... uh

lost most of the gross bits due to the shape of his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# GAH HAH HAH! It suits him!
Somewhat related.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# hahah--how did you do this?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Just drew it and took a picture using my Mac's webcam. ^^
Quick and shit... yet I do an illustration course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Oww yes......
Do a line up of this flan and free.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# That I may do.
I remember drawing Freebase in the back of a notebook one time, I might go salvage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:10, archived)
# haha - jesus.
horse teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:17, archived)
# straight from the horse's mouth
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:35, archived)
# RPS is....oh I give up

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# some of us can't shop so we have to resort to ...
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# augh
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:18, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# wot?
it's "garbage can clived?" :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaa
oh dear :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# haha - you can't have too many bald Garys...
TJ: A budgie flew into our window with a bang just now, so we let him in and fed him.

Here he is, looking wistfully back out of the window at what could have been...
He's OUR PET NOW. (At least until the RSPCA come to collect him tomorrow) He was cold and hungry, but much better now.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# aw hope the little chap's ok
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# he seems tickety boo
- he's been guzzling seeds and happily sitting on my shoulder. He's very tame. In fact, budgies are a lot more fun than I realised.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# you could always hang on to him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Yeah , but we've got a cat...
who'd probably be only too pleased to meet him. :(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# give the cat to the RSPCA
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# haha...
problem solved. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie
keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie keep the budgie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# It's very very tempting. He's got a lot of personality for a bird, I'm genuinely taken with him.
But what about the cat?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# You can't beat "of" personality I always say...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:08, archived)
# please try to make more sense
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Haha.... I'll try a lot more in future.... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# obv ill equipped
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# haha.... srsly ill eqpit....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Ah, perhaps that does present a problem.
I've got absolutely no personal experience of keeping a bird, I just thought it sounded as if it was 'meant to be'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# haha - yeah, it does seem to be fate.
I even checked it out on-line, and some people keeps bird and cats, just in separate rooms.
Dammit, I may have just talked myself into keeping that budgie...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ...on the left hand side?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# haha - I was singing it to the tune
of Panic by the Smiths

'Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ. Hang the DJ...'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Why don't you keep him if you can't find the owner....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# He needs other budgie friends, I think.
They're very sociable.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Get more and form a chorus line to entertain the cat...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
# yes!
they can ride on those little bicycles...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Little budgie sized BMX stunt bikes.....
Sliding down the arm of the sofa and bouncing of the lamp shade... always just out of reach of the cat.... just like Tom and Jerry but in really life......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# haha - and give them little ramps and half-pipes
for added fun.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Make them little lycra suits as well...""
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# When he can do a triple back flip, get back to us. Links board, preferably.
I have to say, I found your bird story to be tragic. He's dreaming about his great great great great great great grandparents who lived in the forest. Now it's sitting on a window sill.

You're probably the best suited of anyone to care for him/her. I want reports back over the years about how happy your bird has become.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I foresee it taking over the planet... just like in planet of the apes...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Aw...thanks. I know what you mean.
I'd rather he was flying free, but he's so tame I've a feeling he wouldn't last long.

Here's a picture of him looking a bit less forlorn to cheer you up:
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:00, archived)
# YAYS
That is great!

But he's never going to dominate the planet if he's super fat. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# haha - he does look really overweight in that photo.
I think he's just all fluffed up and contented.

note: I am not a budgie expert - he may be overeating until he explodes.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Bless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:11, archived)
# he's in sunflower seed-kernal heaven
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Feed it HAM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# yes!
and chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# You're just spoiling this bugie now....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Yay....Round at a friends house one day....
He made me a cup of tea... I asked "Have you got a biscuit?"... "Yer" he said, went into the kitchen and returned 30 seconds later with a packet of fucking garibaldi's.... fucking shitty bastard garibaldi's... I ask you....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# what a twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I know...!!.... I told him so as well...!!!
The only thing on a par with it, would have been if he'd offered me a waffer or rich tea.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# that would have bin tehh thin end of teh fackin wedge!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:36, archived)