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I'm from California. And I'm in love with B3TA. You guys rule the universe.

Now if I can just figure out how to edit this page to include things I've done, I'll have it all sorted out. Well, except for that I haven't done anything worth putting here. But I will! Just as soon as I shop a kitten. Still haven't gotten around to doing that.

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» World's Sickest Joke

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says,
Something taste funny?
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:10, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

One night at Stanford university
A friend and I found a bottle of wine in a dumbwaiter. We drank it. Then we went for a ride on a tandem bike that belonged to a blind friend. But we crashed it into a creek and then rode down the highway going the wrong direction. The police stopped us, and when we told them we were borrowing it from a blind girl, they simply could not cope, and let us go.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 3:12, More)