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# Lemon Curd is honey made by bees who have a Glade Lemon Air Freshener sniffing addiction
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Dijon mustard, is in fact not a mustard, but honey made from wasps, or waspard as it is technically known
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:26, archived)
# They shit in it too, hence the bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:26, archived)
# whereas we all know that marmite is the devil's spunk
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:27, archived)
# nah, it's made by woodlice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
# yes made by woodlice in factories
but contains devil's spunk ;P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# You're all wrong...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I will now think of this everytime I eat Marmite
and I will love it all the more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I've got a picture that will put you off Bovril for life.
Wanna see it?

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I'm already off Bovril for life
but I'm happy to have this confirmed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Okay, you asked for it. BE WARNED NSFW.
you asked for it. BE WARNED NSFW.This is one of those strips where it starts off bad then gets worse and worse with each frame. I disgust myself....
www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/bovril.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I just killed a wasp by smacking it mid-flight with a small cardboard box.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:47, archived)
# quick, milk it for the waspard before it's ducts dry up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Good trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:04, archived)
# i use the back of my hand
BECAUSE I'M HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)