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[challenge entry] teenage daleks are always orange until they ripen

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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 9:41, archived)
# What is that plastic hunchback in the middle of the stage?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 9:44, archived)
# hey don't knock the lead singer
his fans can turn nasty
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 9:47, archived)
# It's one of them "Fake 'n' Gay" Daleks from the new Dr Who
this is probably the reason they decided to get rid of Daleks for the time being as they were starting to look like Fiat 500s
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# ggrrr homophobes
i loved the gay daleks :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Gay Daleks are fantastic Fake 'n' Gay ones aren't
I know our Language is screwed-up thesedays but in the same way that Gay people took the word Queer and made it their own maybe they will take another word and make it awesome - maybe the word could be "Awesome!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# or perhaps daleks could just be retrained
to exterminate people who inappropriately use the word awesome LOL
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Andrew Kramer from Video CoPilot and all his fans would be the first to go - Awesome!
Actually Andrew Kramer only says Awesome in a very ironic way, but I think most of his fans fail to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)
# don't know who he is
but they would take out 50% of american teenagers in one go, which would be fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:51, archived)
# and fail
and random
and epic
and win
and 'alot'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
# whats wrong with winalot?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 11:47, archived)
# *explodes at rampant misuse of internet wordage*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# *smears self in winalot*
*explodes at rampant misuse of dogfood*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I knoes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I knoes you knoes - I just wanted to made a cheap throwaway joke about Fiat 500s ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] *whistles innocently*
Pea on a new thread? Moi? Lies!


(Also, nice daleks! *click*)
(Virulent, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 9:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Yay I'm liking this
I suppose the daleks had to do something after they were sacked from the BBC ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
# well they could have employed them at the bbc
to commentate on the tennis

much better voices than that Tracy Austin woman
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# You know you might have hit on a great idea there - something that might actually make tennis interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:25, archived)
# or even a yodelling dalek
i might even watch football then ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Steady now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:37, archived)
# yeah you're right
would take a lot more than that to get me to a football match....perhaps a juggling jesus
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Who then fights Bruce Campbell and Chuck Norris on velociraptors... or is that just silly now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Not at all it's only part way getting to the point of making football interesting
I think all of the above needs to be done in the style of It's A Knockout (Jeux Sans Frontières)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Pogo like a nutter!
*spits*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)