plan A runs thusly:1) take the £1 your mum gave you earlier(she's always doing this) to the shop.
2) buy a scratchcard with said £1.
3) win monies on scratchcard.
4) buy booze with scratchcard winnings.
5) get pissed whilst watching bride of chucky and crash out on the couch.
(2) buy a scratchcard with said £1.
3) win monies on scratchcard.
4) buy booze with scratchcard winnings.
5) get pissed whilst watching bride of chucky and crash out on the couch.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:53,
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