(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:57,
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*vomits in lap*
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 14:58,
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if it makes you vom, don't swallow
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:09,
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Hey hey I never said I did that! XD
My ex wasn't too keen on it. Of course, after we split up she became a bit of a sleep-around.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:10,
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that's a shame
it's annoying when they don't become sex fiends until after you've split up with them, isn't it?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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Too bloody right.
S'alright I guess though. Meeting a girl next week. ^^
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:13,
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last bloke i "met"
was really nice, but it'd never work. he hates horror films and loves poetry and tennis :(
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:17,
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Cliff Richard?
I jape. My ex had anger problems; teasing her would piss her off royally. It was kinda funny at times I must say.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:20,
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bunny boilers should be avoided
i tend to end up with very placid men, which brings out my dominant side, with disastrous results
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:24,
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I tend to end up with psychos.
A long distance relationship I had was with a supposed schizophrenic. That wasn't even the problem, believe it or not. She kept on saying shitty things and seemed only to care about herself.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:28,
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sounds like my cousin
did she look like a pissed off oompa loompa?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:29,
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Nope XD
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:33,
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definitely not her, then
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:36,
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This girl was pale. REALLY pale. I didn't think pale people existed in Texas until I met her.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:39,
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i know it's an unfair generalisation
but i tend to be wary of Texans. you know, what with the whole christian thing
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:42,
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She was far from religious. So naturally we clicked. XD
This is an even unfair generalization but I tend to associate Texans with racism. I mean, this girl could back this up, it's why we don't talk anymore.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:46,
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isms, in my opinion, are not good
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:49,
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This is true.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:50,
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ah, right
bit slow on the uptake today, i've run out of coffee. tried that once, vowed never to again, no matter how drunk i am or how gorgeous he is.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:06,
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Spoilsport
Top tip: date people who like seafood/oysters
{;-)
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:08,
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i LOVE seafood and oysters
cock is not a taste sensation i wish to acclimatise to
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:10,
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You could try condiments
HP sauce or perhaps Worcester
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:11,
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nah, one bad experience put me off for life
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:12,
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That's a shame, I'm back on the market!
;)
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:09,
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really?
*orders rope*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Jul 2011, 15:12,
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