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[challenge entry] Went for a dump at work

Is feeling like a man when your arse feels like it was bumraped by toilet paper?

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(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:07, archived)
# no, that sounds like some kind of rectal infection
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# That explains
the bleeding
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Awesome signature, Sir.
Sir.EDIT: Have a pea:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
# it's quite apt for my constant level of sarcasm
which most people seem to take seriously
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# People take you seriously?
*envies*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:16, archived)
# only at the wrong times
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
#
*emvees*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# *empties*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:40, archived)
# As the Chutney household has been visited by the "tummy-squits" fairy
My botty is a lake of pain, I swear it may never be tender again, even the softest swans neck would feel like chilli-coated-sandpaper right now :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Stinkerbell?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# We have John Wayne toilet paper here
...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Tell 'em recycled sandpaper is not for bumwipin'
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)