Is there not an option for 'Vajazzling a recently deceased, but much loved, family pet' ?
It seems not.
Hmmm....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:02,
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Vajazzling one's pussy, mayhap?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:03,
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I set 'em up
You knock 'em in.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:04,
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*bows with florish*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:14,
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