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[challenge entry] The Conservative plan to fix up policing in good old Blighty.

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(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I wonder if the tories consulted with James Dyson over this?
/geographyfail
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# superfarce maybe?
only maybe though
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# It's not even the privatisation that worries me,
but farming it out to people who wear their berets like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I know
Shocking isn't it?

*consults mumsnet for policy and fashion ideas*
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I'm just saying it looks very amateurish.
Almost as bad as the US with their beret badges that can be seen from space.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Everyone knows caps look cooler.
Like M. Bison's.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Button Mushroom Hats are IN this Autumn, Darlin'
or a nice Super Mario Mushroom detail
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Yay Mushroom Hats:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# feckin' ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Top Hattage!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)