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# I saw this and thought it should win todays birthday posts...


* Happy Birthday Linda Hogan, you scary old MILF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Hahahaha! Blimey!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:58, archived)
# This should win a comp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Talk about blowing candles !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# OK then...
Blowing out a candle sounds to an adult like a simple thing to do. Pucker up and blow!. But in a child's mind, it is difficult and they have no idea how to blow. They know how to dribble, and how to cry, but not how to blow.

1: Begin with one or two candles.
2: Take a deep breath.
3: Make a wish. Though this step is optional, it is customary to make a wish before you blow out the candles, especially on one's birthday, as many believe that if you manage to get them all out in one breath your wish will be granted.
4: Make your mouth into an "o" shape.
5: Exhale. This should be done somewhat forcefully with your mouth pointed at the candles. Remember not to spit.
6: Practice with more candles. With lots of candles, it is most effective to start on one side of the cake and swiftly move towards the other end.

^ Was that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# *Requests a outline script / project plan for 8 part "How-to-do-things" series for Channel 5*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Lummie!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# blah, blah, filters, blah, worth posting, blah
FUCK OFF!

(oh, and *click*)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)