
Everytime I hear that at the self checkout now, I'll be expecting to hear the "NO-ONE EXPECTS . . . !"
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Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:28,
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and it'd been going around my head. I just had to exorcise it.
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Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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'infect others with it to avoid that feeling of desolate loneliness'
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Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:37,
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Only been there once between the hours of 2am and 4am. Wall to wall Hookers and Coke!
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Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:41,
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I've 2.5k photos to edit now. I'm going to show them to everyone I know, with detailed commentary - it's scientifically proven that looking at other people's holiday snaps cheers the soul.
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Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:49,
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(knows he will be causing a scene in the local supermarket in the near future)
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Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:30,
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Now some extremely clever hackers need to figure out how to inject the audio and a pop-up video into those terminals. Give it a one percent chance to happen on that particular error message and see the managers go bonkers trying to figure it out.
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Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:06,
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