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# it's only money man
it's not like it can buy you love

or larger breasts
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Oh, I dunno.
£50 worth of doner meat, consumed over a month or so, might increase the size of my breasts considerably.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Or you could just stuff your bra with kebab meat.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)
# It's not like I haven't tried.
But it's the stink, y'see. Everybody just seems to know, almost instinctively, that I'm a bloke.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)