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[challenge entry] JC, one trick pony


From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# what's jesus doing?
just hangin'
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Stop it,
You'll make him cross.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# he's already tense
always biting his nails
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# It was bloody hard work sticking him back up there.
He wooden dare try and get back down.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# if he gets nailed up any more
he'll just get increasingly hole-y
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Like Swiss cheese (us).
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# hallowed brie thy name
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
# *Googles in a hurry* Umm... Edam and Eve?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# wel, if that's as gouda as you can do....
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# We're all going to hell.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# i assumed as much
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# It's all gone very religious very quickly around here
I'm surprised just how fast such a bunch of atheists could be turned.

I might suggest 'What Would The Anti-Christ Do?' followed by 'What Would Richard Dawkins Do?" just to maintain the Status Quo ;)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# if my family is to be believed
the antichrist will be spending the evening sat at her computer, drinking cheap wine
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I hope your reply to that would be to spin your head 360 degrees and puke green pea soup at them!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# i'm not wasting my homemade soup
and it's pea and ham, actually.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# I haven't gotten round to my picture yet; I'll see if I can squeak it in tonight.
There WILL be an Athe-jism of monstrous proportions. -w-
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Um, so that's news to you.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# It's not his fault he's just very bad at Ikea DIY kits
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Worse carpenter ever.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# You're forgetting Karen
She was quite good at one bit but her talents thinned out near the end...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# joseph must have been so disappointed
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# "Mary fetch the claw-hammer, love. Jesus has nailed himself to the sideboard again!"
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha!
i am picturing this in my mind and it pleases me :D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# What we're looking at up there should be a wardrobe.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)