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i had a bottle of wine last night

now i have a bottle of air.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:43, archived)

Sheffield Council give us blue bins for plastic, glass and aluminium cans to go in

looking in mine makes me look like a complete piss head haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)

we get green bins for that

i've been waiting a year for a replacement bin after some kids nicked the last one. i'm not looking forward to my neighbours thinking i'm an utter lush ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)

I'm not sure if it's an urban myth or not but I heard

that they set fire to the bins as they give off a chemical that makes them high - I find this a bit hard to believe but it could explain so many wheelie bin fires.

menmedia.co.uk/tamesideadvertiser/news/s/1185588_dump_this_deadly_craze

apparently it is an urban myth but kids are so stupid they believed it - maybe we should start a myth "Jumping off a tall building gives you a high!" quickly followed by a low ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)

are you suggesting a chav cull?

not that i'd endorse such a move, of course.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)

Only the stupid ones of course - hmmm this might need some more thinking about

as the idea of smart-chavs sounds even more dangerous instead of hanging around the off-license leering at folk they will be hidden and camouflaged in ninja gear waiting to mug you!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)

i've been reliably informed

that there's nobody around these parts scarier than me, so i'm ok.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)