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# NING B3TA! (oh why am I shouting???)
I was out on the lash last night, but yesterday 'Drunken Miss Hopeless' said 'If you're up to it, Whoopi Goldberg and Art Malik for tomorrow'.
The only other one I have added today is Tracy Scoggins as she has lovely norks a very nice top on.



* Now, does anyone have any good hangover cures please?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)
# The best hangover cure is breathing from a tank of oxygen. It actually works.
The accessibility of which depends on how many scuba-diving supplies shops near you are open on Sunday mornings.

Any progress on the Larry "Wild Man" Fischer front?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Having an oxy-acetalyne torch to hand is also useful.
But make sure you only use the oxygen tank, or the results could be different.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# It'd still get rid of the hangover, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Ooo thanks
and he was done on his birthday, the 6th Nov

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Oh, beautiful.
Sorry I missed it "live", but retrospective thanks from me.

Larry's CDs can still be bought cheaply, btw, but probably not for much longer, what with him having copped it recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# This is how I survived ward rounds on a friday (the local nightclub did NHS discounts on a thursday)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)
# a full english
it's the only way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)
# * Kickstarts the frying pan...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Is that the one were the man gets sucked off and then makes the lady come using his moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# * Puts the frying pan back on the shelf and waits for answer...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)
# I'm fairly certain a 'Full German' involves coprophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)
# A saline drip.
Failing that 3 crumpets, lots of tea and a day in the countryside with fluffy leopards.
Should work for me anyhow.

Also 'ningles!

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Looks like your going to have lovely weather for it.
Have a fab day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Thanks matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Brand Nings FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Some of my mates at med school tried that a few times.
They always seemed to wake up in a bed full of blood and saline.
Apparently cannulation skills suffer a bit when you're drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Water (plenty of it) and Paracetmol - drink as much water as you drank in beer/wine etc.
👍
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I think I may have to combine these...
Paracetamol and as much coffee as I drank alcohol last night, followed by a full English breakfast with crumpets.
Then pop to the scuba-diving shop for oxygen while heading out for a day in the countryside with fluffy leopards.

Fluffy Leopards? - What is that about???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Maybe a typo and you should go jogging in the park wearing a fluffy leotard?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Go for a really long run listening to death metal on max volume.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Two good ones are a big bowel of spicy noodle soup
has to be simple with a clear soup and just veggies and some chicken.

Or my hangover stew. New potatoes parboiled, chorizo, paprika, onions and garlic all cooked in tomato and basil soup for about 20 minutes.
Works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# A nearby supermarket used to sell a hangover drink.
Unfortunately it didn't really work, and not only that but it smelt and looked like piss. Last thing I would want to try and drink if I already felt pretty sick.
For hangover you need to replace missing salt and fluid. Best thing I've found are those soluble orange vitamin C tablets, couple of those in a big glass of water seem to work well for me. Think the vitamin C does something as well. Otherwise try one of those poncey isotonic sports drinks like powerade.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Or eat a big bag of Haribo Cola-Bottles before you go to sleep.
Seems to work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Lots of tea, lots of icecream
and not getting up early just so you can make birthday pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Is it your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU, RO-LAND
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)
# :)
more BeeR
(herman:D, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Drink lots of water
Tomorrow's birthday girl - Louise Brooks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Irn Bru apparently works well
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Yay... I'm now waiting till the 8th of August...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)