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# 'RedHouse' was the only person to make requests yesterday and made a whole list!
So here are a couple for the boys: Elisha Cuthbert, Kaley Cuoco and Billy Idol.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:37, archived)
# and a couple of animated chaps for the ladies...
Today we have Ben Stiller and a pearoast for Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill.

CFB Winston
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:38, archived)
# that winston gif is great.
i think i said so the first time too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:44, archived)
# you're welcome
now i demand, in the strongest possible terms, more stuff like this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:50, archived)
# As long as they're under 400kb
Actually, fuck it - who cares how big they are, something different for the love of god
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Yeah sorry about that, I did origially do a little link image to it...
but it looked like something out of Catch-Phrase?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Have you tried optimising it?
You can choose not to post it if it's too big for the board you know

PS: You don't need a question mark on that sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:00, archived)
# This was done before I had the power to optimise (MSPaint FTW)
I will have a go now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Yes, please do
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Done...
* Now optimised to fuck so you can't read any of the signs..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# i can read 'stop hammer time' & 'wobbly bloke ftw'

i didn't read the signs on the original one anyway. sorry :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
# and the middle one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:12, archived)
# 'when does the svdbflkh start!'
there, it's clearly legible. nothing to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:22, archived)
# * Profits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Why did you optimise it to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# holy titty fuckin' christ
over 700kb
there's nothing else for it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Well, the whole post is over a meg, but I'm taking a leaf out of Schindler's list
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# i think we're getting into the law of torts here which isn't really my field of expertise.
i just gas 'em
so, it's seems to be the post as a whole cannot exceed 400kb (for gif),
but it would be ok if the still image was posted as a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# There isn't a rule against it, no - I was just being purposefully obtuse ;)
I was just wondering if now he has found a way to bring a "fresh new look" to these birthday images (some animation) we are going to have him squatting over the board and curling out a meg every morning.

No offence, WB.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# None taken
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha..
Yeah, I don't know how you keep all your posts unber 1k?

* Oh hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
# shhhhh.....
it's ironic!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:11, archived)
#
Psstt... real.... has he ever posted an image?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:13, archived)
# in all fairness there seems to be a difference is file size reporting here and there :)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:15, archived)
# i don't know, but he's a part of what makes b3ta, b3ta
and without wanting to rub his knob too much, i'd rather have people who rarely post pics but chip in with the banter, than people who post pics and fuck off (which i'm certainly not aiming at you)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:21, archived)
# right, if you don't respond to this,
i'm going to assume your did think i was directing that comment at you
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)
# \o/
And thanks for the knob rub, it hit the spot
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# all part of the service
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I had to travel to work and then was in a meeting until now...
I am still here and I do still love you did 'assume your did think i was directing that comment at you'. ???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# EXACTLY!
whut?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha why don't you use the search function and check if it's so important to you?
Sorry my image posting volume doesn't equal your morning splatterfuck. I won't be attempting to keep up, hope you understand and accept that.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)
# REDHOUUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!
*shakes fist at sky*

P.S. Yesterday was Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Hi Micky!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:43, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Will you never forgive?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# celebrity torture porn please
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Ahahaha
Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# me too, one more here
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# pinocchio porn?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:23, archived)
# cock maggots.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:34, archived)
# yoo gys are my friends
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Feel the pain
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# scribble--
your drawings are crude --but the subject matter is first rate---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I started my day the Wobbly way too
I pebble-dashed the bowl

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# i am requesting morrissey and kate bush gang raping fat albert on the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# or fat albert nailed to the cross of fatness fucked in the mouth with an alien spermwhale
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I love the way a few b3tains say they...
No I'm not going to go there....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:11, archived)
# go where now?
italics means whispering???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:21, archived)
#
I thought they meant shouting

Maybe it's stage-whispering.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:41, archived)
#
WHAT ABOUT ITALICS AND CAPS AT THE SAME TIME?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)
# ANGRY SHOUTING
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)
#
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:07, archived)
#
SO AM I
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
#
ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)
# OMG Billy Idol has turned into...
Richard Clayderman in his old age

must be gutting for 80s pseudo-punks everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)