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# Happy Festive Ningles b3ta!
Eduard Khil's Haircut was back to form with some lovely 'research' on Eva Robin's (providing you never scroll down on a picture of her/him).
This was followed by RedHouse asking for Michael (why the fuck don't you open your eyes) Clarke Duncan and Fionnula Flanagan.
And finally, Drunken Miss Hosanna in Excelsis got the dead persons birthday right with Una Merkel.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Lovely work!
If you don't mind my asking, can you post a link to the tutorial?
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# I would, but I got shot down in flames last time..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Haha i Iove irony :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Gooood morning miss

*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:16, archived)
# *glomps*
Morning Stephan
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:18, archived)
# *runs around legs in circles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Teehee that tickles!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Re: your profile
h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/A446393
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Makes me want to listen to Sepultura's debut album
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Or we could corrupt all of humanity:
(Kovenant Star by Star)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kllqMOLE5JE

They have one last album stuck in legal battle hell for the last how ever many years. Grrrr: it's so unfair that I don't get to hear it.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)
# O_O
Well the certainly know how to put a Donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:02, archived)
# They were all old school death metal.
IMHO the best thing they did was a rework of one of their first albums: In The Times Before The Light was a concept piece entirely narrated by a dragon lamenting over lost youth. The update added a dark carnival esthetic to what was once a bit more dour: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkpJHHaHXRY&feature=related

Edit: and by "they were" I meant "they used to be, before they found all of these lovely gadgets"
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# That's all very good, but do you have a copy of the lyrics?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I suppose you're joshing with me
But they're here: www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/covenant/intimesbeforethelight.html

And the best bit is:
Make me frozen, cold as ice
I give to thee my blinded eyes
Make me chilled, as white as snow
I give to thee my lonely soul
Hear my longing, hear my cry
I give to thee my empty mind
Cast your winds upon my wings
I give to thee my hollow heart
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I never really listened to them
although I own a shitload of old school death metal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)
# You probably know more about it than I do then.
Late to the game and all.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Possibly
Been to about 100 DM concerts too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Wobbly, your mediocrity knows no bounds and for that, I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I'm not sure what that means, but thank you (I think).

PS: Ning mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# i think you mean, thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)
# NIng real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:00, archived)
# ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Call it a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:39, archived)
# "A Day"

There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:01, archived)
# “festive ningles”??!
You deserve to be killed.
/harsh but extremely fair
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:20, archived)
# I'm so gald I have you on ignore
* Pfftt

Ning Micky!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:27, archived)
# How gald are you exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# awful, turgid shite
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Looks in the dick-cionary
TURGID: inflated, overblown, or pompous; bombastic

That could describe so many b3tains, I am privileged that you save this for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# No need to be euphemistic about it.
Tell us how you really feel.

/edit: hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# you forgot boring and humourless
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# and soulless
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Ooh I like the black lips and eyes on Una
Teri Garr tomorry please
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ^ Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Top work Wobbly
Bess Armstrong tomorrow please
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Cheers EKH
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# By Top work, did you mean: same as ever
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# No I mean thank you for putting in the effort and time following my request
Don't be so nasty, b3tan hate crew
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)
# fantastic!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Thanks, I think it's one of my best vectors
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# May I join?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Naturally

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I always join naturally
the unnatural way is so disjointed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Lovely work!
If you don't mind my asking, can you post a link to the tutorial?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# 1. Open Potatoshop
2. Find the Posterize to Shite Filter
3. Put Kettle on and have a brew!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Thanks

1. open mugtug.com/sketchpad/
2. vectorise an image
3. have a poo
4. vectorise some more
5. ...
6. profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# but they always create a good conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# A vicious cycle of self-validation
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# i'd love for him to organise another vote
That was a fun exercise in attention-seeking self-validation. At least it didn't involve any filters. similar amount of talent though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# It's self-gratifying shite
He makes the shite and then asks for request for more shite, people make shite suggestions, and feel somehow touched and special that shite is created for them according to their shite suggestion, this in turns justifies the need for more shite and thus a supply and demand is created for an endless spiral of shite.

*Sings* It's the Cir-cle the Cir-cle of Shite!

Sorry Wobbly Bloke, you really need to let this one go now. I wasn't being deliberately mean Jeremy Clarkson made me do it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# It's the turd of fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# The Detritus of Destiny
wasn't that an 80's punk/nu wave group? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Haha this
Needs more reference to attention-seeking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Really, you could just have a tumblr set up and the few people that like these could go there
You can even set up a bank of images and make it post at exactly the right time every morning.

It's pretty much set up for exactly what you're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# You you could quit winging and simply ignore me...
* I guess the only reason you won't click 'Ignore' is because you secretly love my work, but unfortunately you feel insecure and have to put everyone else down in a vain attempt to gain popularity.


PS: Do you have a 'tumblr' set up with all your shopped images? If so, could you please let us have a link to them as we would love to see them... Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Actually, gronkpan has a very sensible point there.

And yes, we *all* secretly love your work and feel insecure etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I don't get this "well where are YOUR images?" argument you keep trotting out
You don't need to be a qualified scatologist to know when you've trod in dogshit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:34, archived)
# My scatologist's got no nose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Does he stink?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# He smells of Jamaica!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I work hard on my images and animations and post stuff as and when I feel I have something
of value to post and usually that means something funny or worth showing to others.

I could post shite all day long and all week long but it's not going to make me popular with fellow b3tards - so for me it's about quality over quantity for example I will shamelessly pea this one out


not because it was overlooked - it wasn't I got good replies and it was on popular page for a good while - but because it illustrates that I made an effort and took the time to make something that i think is funny and original in my own madcap way.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Well, this is shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# \:D/ at last recognition!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I've just been linked to this post and I never saw your reply
Here is one of my tumblr accounts:
here-it-is.tumblr.com/

here is another:

gronkpan.tumblr.com/

I have a couple others but you get the point.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# But b3ta is much more entertaining!
Tumblr off if you don't like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# B3ta was a lot more entertaining before this became the stable diet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# keep it up wobbly bloke :D
wishes all the ones who are giving you so much grief would spend their ire more productively by criticising the million and one freebase pics and other mind numbingly boring headswaps that fill this board and get greeted with enthusiastic, autistic hand flapping, instead of picking on your one morning post.

i don't care whether it has artistic merit, great technical skill or not, your pics and Flea's terrible joke have become a nice daily ritual that gives me joy to see of a morning

Haters! - go grease your fucking arses and slide!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# So, you're bored shitless of Freebase, but cannot imagine anyone getting bored shitless of WB's and Dogbomb's pictures?
How rare
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# i'm bored of endless repetition of freebase
one or even two a day i would have no problem with
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# But this is equally repetitious and he does between 4-6 a day
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# it's once, in the morning
if he was plastering the board all day long with similar images and others were doing the same, i would probably be bored shitless with it too

but i really don't get the problem over one morning post that people can choose to ignore.

it's just getting to look like group snobbery now
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Your sig is undermining your argument, fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# no, it's two different things
some people are hypersensitive to one post of something a day, yet can stand seeing virtually the same post repeated 50 times over a period of years.

others can bypass one post a day they don't like, yet find the same joke repeated ad infinitum by a variety of people, mind numbing

you apparently are the first case, I am the latter
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# no, it's two different things
some people are hypersensitive to one post of something a day, yet can stand seeing virtually the same post repeated 50 times over a period of years.

others can bypass one post a day they don't like, yet find the same joke repeated ad infinitum by a variety of people, mind numbing

you apparently are the first case, I am the latter

I'm allowed to moan about the stuff I hate and but you're not allowed to moan about the stuff you hate
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# When I joined b3ta you got the trolling of a lifetime if you posted the same shite day after day
it taught me to improve my art and only post stuff that was worthwhile posting. I'm not a hater of Wobbly Bloke I just wish he would move on from this, he's had a good run with it now it's tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# You forgot about the reposts later in the evening when he hasn't had enough replies
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I don't see that much difference really
And I am keeping a very friendly tone here ;)

I don't mind the Freebases. Some even make me laugh out loud, as they're more unpredictable when they turn up in surprising pictures or circumstances.
Naturally, they would be more unpredictable if the meme doesn't get used quite so often.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# True and freebase and flan base are b3ta memes and can be funny
yet posterizing Google-found minor celeb pictures is neither funny or a meme. Two totally different things altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# i'm considering applying the mosaic filter to photos and posting them every day
Any requests?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# The lifeless corpse of Gary Coleman from Different Strokes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# they're not memes
they're fucking wallpaper!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Most b3tards consider them memes go look on the b3takit and you will find them.
They may be overused but they are memes - Now go to b3takit and see if you can find any posterized Wobbly Bloke images!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# overused meme = wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# but they will remain memes even when people have bored of them until people find them funny again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# /opinions lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# they're not vectors
They're 10-sec filter jobs.

Your argument is poor. which effortless board-cancer is best?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# my argument is poor?
i'm not the one defending this site turning into freebase central.

i'm the one asking why the fuss over one effortless cancer cell and no fuss over a whole buttock riddled with effortless arse tumours
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Nice daily ritual? Having a shit in the morning is a nice daily ritual.
b3ta is a comedy website. Freebase, Flan and Vimod, while being used perhaps too much, have occasionally made me lol. These faux vectors make me lose the will to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I'm uncomfortable with even calling them faux vectors
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# fauxs?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# "Is this the bottom?"
* I fucking love you all, and I love the way you all pull together to slag me off now and then...

It has taken me a while to read through all of these posts and I am now laughing like a loon, this makes it all worth while...

Thank you b3ta, you have made my day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Laughing like a loon?
Is that like when you do massive office lols at fleatoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# No, the bottom is here
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)