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Happy Festive Ningles b3ta!

Eduard Khil's Haircut was back to form with some lovely 'research' on Eva Robin's (providing you never scroll down on a picture of her/him).
This was followed by RedHouse asking for Michael (why the fuck don't you open your eyes) Clarke Duncan and Fionnula Flanagan.
And finally, Drunken Miss Hosanna in Excelsis got the dead persons birthday right with Una Merkel.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:00, archived)

Lovely work!

If you don't mind my asking, can you post a link to the tutorial?

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)

I would, but I got shot down in flames last time..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)

Haha i Iove irony :)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)

Gooood morning miss

*glomps*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:16, archived)

*glomps*

Morning Stephan

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:18, archived)

*runs around legs in circles*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:24, archived)

Teehee that tickles!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)

Re: your profile

h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/A446393

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:22, archived)

Makes me want to listen to Sepultura's debut album

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:25, archived)

Or we could corrupt all of humanity:

(Kovenant Star by Star)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kllqMOLE5JE

They have one last album stuck in legal battle hell for the last how ever many years. Grrrr: it's so unfair that I don't get to hear it.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)

O_O

Well the certainly know how to put a Donk on it!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:02, archived)

They were all old school death metal.

IMHO the best thing they did was a rework of one of their first albums: In The Times Before The Light was a concept piece entirely narrated by a dragon lamenting over lost youth. The update added a dark carnival esthetic to what was once a bit more dour: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkpJHHaHXRY&feature=related

Edit: and by "they were" I meant "they used to be, before they found all of these lovely gadgets"

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)

That's all very good, but do you have a copy of the lyrics?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:26, archived)

I suppose you're joshing with me

But they're here: www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/covenant/intimesbeforethelight.html

And the best bit is:
Make me frozen, cold as ice
I give to thee my blinded eyes
Make me chilled, as white as snow
I give to thee my lonely soul
Hear my longing, hear my cry
I give to thee my empty mind
Cast your winds upon my wings
I give to thee my hollow heart

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)

I never really listened to them

although I own a shitload of old school death metal

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)

You probably know more about it than I do then.

Late to the game and all.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)

Possibly

Been to about 100 DM concerts too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)

Wobbly, your mediocrity knows no bounds and for that, I salute you.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)

I'm not sure what that means, but thank you (I think).

PS: Ning mediocre

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)

i think you mean, thanks XD

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)

NIng real!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:00, archived)

ning WB

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:13, archived)

Call it a day.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:39, archived)

"A Day"

There you go...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:01, archived)

“festive ningles”??!

You deserve to be killed.
/harsh but extremely fair

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:20, archived)

I'm so gald I have you on ignore

* Pfftt

Ning Micky!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:27, archived)

How gald are you exactly?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)

awful, turgid shite

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)

Looks in the dick-cionary

TURGID: inflated, overblown, or pompous; bombastic

That could describe so many b3tains, I am privileged that you save this for me...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)

No need to be euphemistic about it.

Tell us how you really feel.

/edit: hahahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)

you forgot boring and humourless

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)

and soulless

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Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)

Ooh I like the black lips and eyes on Una

Teri Garr tomorry please

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)

^ Nice

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

Top work Wobbly

Bess Armstrong tomorrow please

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)

Cheers EKH

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)

By Top work, did you mean: same as ever

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)

No I mean thank you for putting in the effort and time following my request

Don't be so nasty, b3tan hate crew

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)

fantastic!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)

Thanks, I think it's one of my best vectors

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)

May I join?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)

Naturally

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)

I always join naturally

the unnatural way is so disjointed.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)

Lovely work!

If you don't mind my asking, can you post a link to the tutorial?

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Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)

1. Open Potatoshop

2. Find the Posterize to Shite Filter
3. Put Kettle on and have a brew!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)

Thanks

1. open mugtug.com/sketchpad/
2. vectorise an image
3. have a poo
4. vectorise some more
5. ...
6. profit!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)

but they always create a good conversation...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)

A vicious cycle of self-validation

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)

i'd love for him to organise another vote

That was a fun exercise in attention-seeking self-validation. At least it didn't involve any filters. similar amount of talent though.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)

It's self-gratifying shite

He makes the shite and then asks for request for more shite, people make shite suggestions, and feel somehow touched and special that shite is created for them according to their shite suggestion, this in turns justifies the need for more shite and thus a supply and demand is created for an endless spiral of shite.

*Sings* It's the Cir-cle the Cir-cle of Shite!

Sorry Wobbly Bloke, you really need to let this one go now. I wasn't being deliberately mean Jeremy Clarkson made me do it! ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)

It's the turd of fortune

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)

The Detritus of Destiny

wasn't that an 80's punk/nu wave group? ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)

Haha this

Needs more reference to attention-seeking.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)

Really, you could just have a tumblr set up and the few people that like these could go there

You can even set up a bank of images and make it post at exactly the right time every morning.

It's pretty much set up for exactly what you're doing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)

You you could quit winging and simply ignore me...

* I guess the only reason you won't click 'Ignore' is because you secretly love my work, but unfortunately you feel insecure and have to put everyone else down in a vain attempt to gain popularity.

PS: Do you have a 'tumblr' set up with all your shopped images? If so, could you please let us have a link to them as we would love to see them... Thanks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)

This^

(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)

Actually, gronkpan has a very sensible point there.

And yes, we *all* secretly love your work and feel insecure etc.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)

I don't get this "well where are YOUR images?" argument you keep trotting out

You don't need to be a qualified scatologist to know when you've trod in dogshit

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:34, archived)

My scatologist's got no nose

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)

Does he stink?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)

He smells of Jamaica!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)

I work hard on my images and animations and post stuff as and when I feel I have something

of value to post and usually that means something funny or worth showing to others.

I could post shite all day long and all week long but it's not going to make me popular with fellow b3tards - so for me it's about quality over quantity for example I will shamelessly pea this one out

not because it was overlooked - it wasn't I got good replies and it was on popular page for a good while - but because it illustrates that I made an effort and took the time to make something that i think is funny and original in my own madcap way.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)

Well, this is shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)

\:D/ at last recognition!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)

I've just been linked to this post and I never saw your reply

Here is one of my tumblr accounts:
here-it-is.tumblr.com/

here is another:

gronkpan.tumblr.com/

I have a couple others but you get the point.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)

But b3ta is much more entertaining!

Tumblr off if you don't like it...

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)

B3ta was a lot more entertaining before this became the stable diet!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)

keep it up wobbly bloke :D

wishes all the ones who are giving you so much grief would spend their ire more productively by criticising the million and one freebase pics and other mind numbingly boring headswaps that fill this board and get greeted with enthusiastic, autistic hand flapping, instead of picking on your one morning post.

i don't care whether it has artistic merit, great technical skill or not, your pics and Flea's terrible joke have become a nice daily ritual that gives me joy to see of a morning

Haters! - go grease your fucking arses and slide!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)

So, you're bored shitless of Freebase, but cannot imagine anyone getting bored shitless of WB's and Dogbomb's pictures?

How rare

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)

i'm bored of endless repetition of freebase

one or even two a day i would have no problem with

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)

But this is equally repetitious and he does between 4-6 a day

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)

it's once, in the morning

if he was plastering the board all day long with similar images and others were doing the same, i would probably be bored shitless with it too

but i really don't get the problem over one morning post that people can choose to ignore.

it's just getting to look like group snobbery now

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)

Your sig is undermining your argument, fella.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)

no, it's two different things

some people are hypersensitive to one post of something a day, yet can stand seeing virtually the same post repeated 50 times over a period of years.

others can bypass one post a day they don't like, yet find the same joke repeated ad infinitum by a variety of people, mind numbing

you apparently are the first case, I am the latter

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)

no, it's two different things

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)

When I joined b3ta you got the trolling of a lifetime if you posted the same shite day after day

it taught me to improve my art and only post stuff that was worthwhile posting. I'm not a hater of Wobbly Bloke I just wish he would move on from this, he's had a good run with it now it's tiresome.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)

You forgot about the reposts later in the evening when he hasn't had enough replies

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)

I don't see that much difference really

And I am keeping a very friendly tone here ;)

I don't mind the Freebases. Some even make me laugh out loud, as they're more unpredictable when they turn up in surprising pictures or circumstances.
Naturally, they would be more unpredictable if the meme doesn't get used quite so often.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)

True and freebase and flan base are b3ta memes and can be funny

yet posterizing Google-found minor celeb pictures is neither funny or a meme. Two totally different things altogether.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)

i'm considering applying the mosaic filter to photos and posting them every day

Any requests?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)

The lifeless corpse of Gary Coleman from Different Strokes

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)

they're not memes

they're fucking wallpaper!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)

Most b3tards consider them memes go look on the b3takit and you will find them.

They may be overused but they are memes - Now go to b3takit and see if you can find any posterized Wobbly Bloke images!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)

overused meme = wallpaper

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)

but they will remain memes even when people have bored of them until people find them funny again.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)

/opinions lol

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)

they're not vectors

They're 10-sec filter jobs.

Your argument is poor. which effortless board-cancer is best?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)

my argument is poor?

i'm not the one defending this site turning into freebase central.

i'm the one asking why the fuss over one effortless cancer cell and no fuss over a whole buttock riddled with effortless arse tumours

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)

Nice daily ritual? Having a shit in the morning is a nice daily ritual.

b3ta is a comedy website. Freebase, Flan and Vimod, while being used perhaps too much, have occasionally made me lol. These faux vectors make me lose the will to live.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)

I'm uncomfortable with even calling them faux vectors

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)

fauxs?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)

"Is this the bottom?"

* I fucking love you all, and I love the way you all pull together to slag me off now and then...

It has taken me a while to read through all of these posts and I am now laughing like a loon, this makes it all worth while...

Thank you b3ta, you have made my day!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)

Laughing like a loon?

Is that like when you do massive office lols at fleatoon?

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Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)

No, the bottom is here

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Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)