A blast from the past, 1963 to be precise...
Many thanks to whoever did the Hitkitten pic, I didn't note your name and can't find you! Feel free to slag me off...



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(Harry Webshiter, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)

beaut!
now that made me laugh!
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)

Thank you, but...
...the person to really thank is the nutcase who did the original hitkitten picture! I've sent it to everyone I know at work, my ex-boss (who loves cats) adores it! Who are you, please own up? By the way, I'd just like to say how jealous I am of the people who can photoshop stuff at work. I can barely look at the messageboard without the Netnazis breathing down my neck...
(Harry Webshiter, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

oh well
it's still amusing!
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

It's
Leon!

Yay!
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)

Of course!
Who else would have had the means and the motivation?
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)

True...
...but who was on the grassy knoll? Probably a dog depositing a huge turd...
(Harry Webshiter, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)

I
was -10 years old in 1963!

FACT!
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

I
was -21 in 1963
( gracielou, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

being a minus age
is excellent aint it. It's so rebellious.

I'm gonna say this :-

I was -43 in 1932
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

and
I will be +100 in 2073!
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)

Then you...
...are one year older than I.

'Sugar Baby Love' by The Rubettes was the UK no.1 when I was born.

100% FACT
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

eek!
not staring the 30 beast in the eye yet then?
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)

I can still fight it off...
...for another year and a bit.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)

Just a goshdarn cotton pickin' moment...
...30's not so bad!
(Harry Webshiter, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

ha!
"monster mash" was number one when I was born - some would say "how appropriate!" (as I look like the elephant man)
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)

Eep! Me too.
Freaky.
[edit] Same for the missus. Only nine days between us.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

Ohh....
...I wonder how long it was at no 1.

Mine is 20th May.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)

It was at number one from the
18th of May until the 15th of June 1974.
I was born on the 27th, you ancient bastard.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

Ha ha ha...
...I have no comeback for that.

I do share a birthday with Cher though. A few dozen years between us though.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)

I share my birthday with Vincent "it is a man's number" Price
and Christopher "I'm such a fucking ham" Lee.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)

really?
I was born in September (result of a Christmas day shag) and I was always told that Monster Mash was number one when I appeared - is that wrong?
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)

Monster Mash got to number 3 in the UK in
1963 and number 21 in '73.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:20, archived)

oh!
oh - so what was number 1 on 25th Sept 1973? (please tell me it wasn't Gary Glitter!)
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:22, archived)

Angel Fingers by
Wizzard.
That's not that bad.
[edit] If you were born four days later you would have been born when the music
from "Van der Valk" was number one.
[edit again] Actually "The Monster Mash" was at number 4 (up from 21) that week.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:24, archived)

AARGH!
Van der Valk?

For Shite's sake!

I hate my parents!
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)

about
30 seconds - just long enough for me to be squeezed out!
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)

i will be

2(pi)r*12*(pi)
______________  + cos 90
(pi)^2*r

next year
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

254
then
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)

yes
that's right 8D
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

by the way
whats "8D"?
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)

it's a smiley
kaiser does it, i stole it because it reminds me of his wry sense of humour and i can pretend to myself i'm as funny as him
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:10, archived)

a ha!
I was trying to think what was funny about "eight-dee"!
( mr creosote, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:16, archived)

then you
are 4 years older than I
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

not quite
(i didn't just do a hasty edit there at all. nooooooo)
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)

you
changed it!

I am

tan (45)*log(exp(1))
--------------------------  + 7 pi 
((sin (55))^2 +(cos(55))^2)

+/- .1415927 (ish)

( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)

mmm...
delta x pie
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)

Do you think...
...if Kennedy knew he was going to die a year later, he would have bothered himself so much with the missiles in Cuba?

Just a thought.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)

Or the moon-shot project?
"I pledge that by the end of this decade we will have landed a man safely on the moon. Wait a sec, bollocks to that, why should I bother? Sod the Cold War, bring on the girls!"
(Harry Webshiter, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)

'Bring on the girls'
...I believe he said that kind of thing a lot anyway.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

No wonder...
...his back was so bad.
(Harry Webshiter, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)