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# there's a person over here
who keeps on getting into trouble because his name is Ben Laden.

He lives in Alaska, and they won't let him fly.

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Haha
Like that guy from a few years ago called Al Nino who kept getting abusive phonecalls because people thought he was responsible for all the bad weather.
Some people shouldn't be allowed to use the same air as the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Yeah
like all those people who have SARS... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# 3 people in this country have that
and one of them is my friend's boss
how typical
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:02, archived)
# nope
you're gonna have to explain that one to me
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# There's a weather system called "El Nino" (look it up)
and a couple of years ago it was causing all sorts of bizzare weather on the east coast of America. Thanks to the wonders of directory enquiries that poor sucker got the blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Poor fellah...
perhaps it is time to switch back to "Benjamin"
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I think
you're right
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Them crazy americans.
..... does he have a big beard and a kalashnikov?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)
# he's a Jewish accountant
so, my guess is not
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)
# woooo
who would have guessed you would need a special person to keep account of all the Jews?
As a Gentile I feel quite left out :(
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# ooh
that took me a few reads...:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# me too
but woo any way!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)