*touches the ham*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)

Needs more Yorkshire Ham :D

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)

I didn't even know it existed!
And I lived in that there Sheffield for 3 years
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)

Perhaps maiden made it up just to make you look silly

( Drunken Mademoiselle Heau Careful, the mort's frenchified, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)

You'll be telling me that they have a pudding next?

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:45, archived)

Well, they call it a pudding, but they have it with roast beef and cover it in gravy

( Drunken Mademoiselle Heau Careful, the mort's frenchified, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)

Now I know that you are pulling my leg!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)

Finest product ever made but not to be touched!
Yorkshire Ham
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)

where's tinned ham?

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:30, archived)

Aisle 4, now get out of my shop!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)

thank you!

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)

sorry x

( FIEND, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)

This puzzles me, so Smart price is posh but thinner than hair?

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)

No no no, it's minus thin.
It cuts a hole into a parallel porkiverse.
( Mu utter hypocrite, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)

Mohammed's gonna be pissed

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)

I really don't think he'll care, seeing how he's dead n'all.

( Mu utter hypocrite, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)

/burns embassy

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)

smart price isn't posh though

( Cockweasle, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)

I'm assuming 'turkey ham' is off the x axis to the left hand side somewhere

(benito vaselini all American cowgirl chick, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:08, archived)

*borks*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:10, archived)

WORST OF ALL THE HAMS!

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)

Nice palette
In more ways than one
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 21 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)

arf!
excellent. and true.
( Alpaca king of the bongo, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)