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# You know what, this is a message to everyone on B3ta today


For a puerile board full of puerile jokes, silly GIFs and kittens, a lot of people don't half take everything too seriously which, alas, has all too often included me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Sideways!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FUCKED SIDEWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ON A WEEKDAY NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# "... puerile board full of puerile jokes, silly GIFs and kittens"
Now if she did any of those things I don't think anybody could have faulted her.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# she should lighten the fuck up, too
(or stop posting her tedious drivel. i've never made any bones about the fact i don't like it very much.)

i vote we appeal to the un for aid here. we need an influx of people making very stupid jokes for a while. by "the un" i mean "/talk".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I kind of like her, but I don't like the bodyguard culture that has grown around her
she should certainly lighten up and do a CDC or something but it's the way she has got people around her little finger that's more annoying than everything. Name any other b3ta who has gotten away with pissing the board off on a regular basis and yet still come out of it smell of roses with her own little fan club.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# WHITE KNIGHTS OF THE INTERNET- ASSEMBLE!
THERE IS A POSSIBLE SLUTTY JAPANESE CHICK IN DAAAAAAANGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# ME
Except I'm not a her, I'm a he, and I've got my own fanclub too. Members include me, and maybe one or two other people too. (Also I've never threatened another board member. Not often, anyway. Though I have posted a badly photoshopped picture of an execution. That didn't go down very well.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# waves
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Where the fuck did that second pair of boots come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# the bloodied corpse of his last victim
just be thankful you can't see its sodomised, rendered colon

(also i cut out a frame)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)