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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
A bit later than usual because I ...err... forgot.

Vote on the following:

Random Acts of Evil: As a contrast to the present QotW, has anybody been victim to somebody being a total twuntcake to you with no apparent reason?

Before they were famous: Did you know somebody pre-fame? Spill.

Kitchen disasters: I once managed to set fire to a potato, says subby. Can anyone do any better than that?

Different at home: Subby says 'I once shared an office with a very shy and quiet temp who turned out to be the official coach for a national Turkish weightlifting champion.
Ever spent years alongside someone very unassuming, only to find out that their home life is exotic and/or stalky?






Keeping this open for an hour or so, and vote will close the minute I've had my egg and chips
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
#
not voting, but, what about "annoying technological things that are so fiddly and irritating you want to smash the thing up that the fiddly thing is supposed to be happening on"?

edit: well, kitchen disasters is doing well isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Fuck right off.
Acts of evil should never be 'random'. PROPER evil like what we USED to have is ALWAYS carefully, meticulously even, PLANNED. And PLOTTED. And SCHEMED.
and thwarted in the last 20 minutes
CURSE YOU 007!
*Shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# You can repost about how you steal from work emvee, you thieving gyppo
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I was at school with someone who's now on tv quite a bit
but I'm not going to post about them because they might google themselves and think, "hang on, I haven't spoken to this person in years and they are writing about me on the internet and it makes me feel a bit odd really".
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# now I'm trying to work out who it is :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I'll tell you face to face
come round - bring booze.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# after you do a bum to bum?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Ainsley Harriot
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
#
i have about twenty of these... so no way would i even contemplate yessing that s**t
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Adolf Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# he loved chemistry - never stopped fiddling with the gas taps
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# The cheeky git
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
oh. the nazi meme. yawn
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# You went to school with Susan Boyle?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Sean Penn
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Ian Beal
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# How famous are they?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Ross Kemp?
Give us a clue!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# You went to school with Peter Sutcliffe?
Knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# They met in woodwork class
Peter would often ask if Rob had a screwdriver or hammer he could borrow. The woodwork teacher, Miss Jones, was never seen again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
# yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
^
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Patrick Moore
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Patrick Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Patrick the Starfish
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Am I getting warmer?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Rolf Harris
Why don't you tell us but spoonerise the name or something, then they wouldn't be able to self-google it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS
in this case
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# He's dead
How could he google himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Crime Watch FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Not telling you which way to vote
but. EEEEEEEEvil
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Come join b3ta on the Dark Side together we can rule the universe!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
#
yeah, watch that evil bar shoot up

typical!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
about 30% very famed
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I clicked 'Kitchen Disasters' because I wanted to know what colour bar it was.
Imagine my disappointment to find it was just a slightly different shade of green.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
# What the fuck, now it's red all of a sudden?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# How am I supposed to base my choice of QOTW topic on bar colours if you keep changing the bloody colours?
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# these people may as well run the american elections
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
#
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)