b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 10738026

# It's the future!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# i'm a space pirate who needs a shave
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# nice arm whisk
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# thanks i washed it especially for this event
way back in the past before i dressed up like an idiot
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# The future happens in the kitchen
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# hahahah lovely eye patch!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# thanks it's the little filter thing from the sink
it was still wet when i put it on
i think i trashed my headphones by poking them through a hole and fixing them with snapped off bits of incense stick
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Clean that filthy pan!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# this phrase should be used in all occasions
and not just in the kitchen
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Yarrrr!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# that's me in an alternate timeline
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# A space pirate from the planet Culinaria
Hear they have nice BBQ's between space pillages.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# one time i got drunk at a space pirate bbq and teabagged my space pirate flatmate
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# lol, tell me again, human
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# And I am your miltary overlord! BEWARE!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# i wish i had tinfoil, i used it all up doing this to my flatmate's bed:
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# You made those bed covers out of balloons?
Awesome! I didn't think anyone would buy them ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# It was a great multi-layered prank.
He was out of town with his band so I took the opportunity to mess with him a bit.
I got loads of balloons and put them on his bed so when he came home he said "ahaha that's not even a prank, that's just awesome".
He sat on his bed and felt the tinfoil, laughed again and took it off.
Later when he went to bed he went to go to sleep and realised his pillows were wrapped in tinfoil inside the pillowcases which was the real prank bit.
He got me back by individually wrapping all my teabags with the tinfoil from his bed.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Awwww a nest of bawooooooons!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# that's better than the bad guys in the last 6 series of Doctor Who
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# You can't see below my waist.
In keeping with the last 6 series of Doctor Who, my bottom half is made out of week old cooked spaghetti and doormice.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# it actually is, what a pile of wank the silents were
they'd have been scarier if we didn't see them kill anyone and they just found bodies with no apparent cause of death
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# The future is BLURRY
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# The future is me, wrapped in tin foil,
sweating my bollocks off, using a shitty camera phone and drunk.

So yeah, the future ain't so different to every day ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# A comforting thought
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# One day I am going to come to Holland for a week.
I will live with you and we will film the whole thing! We will then sell it to every single TV station in the world as it will be that fucking awesome!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# please don't do this
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Reminds me somewhat of Darkman, that Liam Neeson film.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# *googles*
Ah yes, I remember hearing about that a few years ago. I must watch it. But from the wiki entry, I think it may have suffered from being ahead of its time when it comes to dark comic adaptations. Much like Dick Tracy.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# It's not too bad to be honest.
I think in terms of being a dark comic adaptation, I think this film kicked that off, although I imagine it was WAY ahead of its time, being out in the early 90s and all.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I AM A ALION!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha, awesome!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Fairy lights! Yes!
I will be extremely disappointed if the future isn't all glowy :)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Hooray!

Very Buck Rogers, for some reason
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Dressing gown of the future.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# You're not a lion..pfft
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Best!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Mental
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Superb!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# bay lens flare tastic.
WOO!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Demolition Man
Greetings and Salutations
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# The future is dangerous; we must prepare.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Stop the competitions!
We have a winner!

The competition was to find the most miserable futurian right?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# EYESPERMS
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# ahahahaha
WINNAR
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# I like your enthusiasm.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Awesome preparation
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# haha i really like this one
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# The goggles do nothing!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha best answer ever!!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# "I'M SORRY CAPTAIN PICARD, YOUR ADVENTURE STOPS HERE"
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha, your general demeanour makes it
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I call fix!
There is no way that this isn't photoshopped! ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# backgrounds are allowed man!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# WHAT!!??
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# mediocre used fancy space sound effects
it's all good
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# hahahahahah!!!!!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Indeed!

It's even 21:46 over here
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# stylish
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Quite
Could easily be a futuristic architect or something...
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Or the next Kraftwerk album cover.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# KRAUTBAUMGARTEN
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
wat?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# The pet shop boys have let themselves go ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# *future fotoshops*
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# DEVO!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# YES!!!!
Whip it!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# You look awesome, sir
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# i swear i saw this picture in the past...
HMMMMMM
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# HMMMMM

Could it be that YOU'RE from the FUTURE? Hmmm?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Twiki's cooler brother.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Looks like an extra from a low budget 1983 post apocalyptic movie
So I guess that's some kind of success!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# You are DEVO!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
#
DEVO!!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
# 8 millennia of total tv cooking show domination, all humans must wear the baco-helmet, whisk-wrist and tong-hand.


Thanks to my finance for modeling.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# :B
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# everyone went with the face foil
it MUST be what the future will be like
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Cowboys with face foil

must be a radiation thing
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Yea, foil is still the most futuristic thing we all own...
...that and WHISKS
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# tinfoil and whisks were sent back in time from the future, that's where they originally come from
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I KNEW IT...
...really I did know this..
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# it's common knowledge
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Cooking doesn't get more futuristic than this!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# buttery biscuit face
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Hahah
Love that
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# I will never view my kitchen safely again
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Keep your eye on the grater >.<
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# that's braw
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# You're welcome...
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Piggy eyes.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# we have matching skulls!
except mine's green
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Fuck! You said the future.
Maybe it's all cowboys in the future.
Sure, that's it.

EDIT: I look retarded. I'm actually not.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Now it's the future..
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Haha, love your future jug
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# ooooo space kettle!!
bet you don't get those in argoose
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I need a SPACE KETTLE
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# I`ll have a space brew, thanks
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# personally, i'm looking forward to future space jugs
seven of nine's in particular
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# That fucker got skills.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Which one are you?
Are you Clint Eastwood or the Skull?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# You have very attractive legs.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Like Fatima Whitbread yes?
You come home with me yes?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# No, Fatima Whitbread's legs are 4 pixels too wide for my liking.
I'll come home with you though, as long as there's cider. And smarties.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Pris!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# I do hope that eye make up is sprayed on properly, like with car paint or something
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# I used a blue eyeshadow (don't tell Smashy) but had to use lightroom to darken it I'm afraid
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)
# FIX!
Also, Tits or GTFO and watch Game of Thrones ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Game of Thrones wins
Tits some other day sweetheart

But you can see my tits in that dress - no padding I can assure you.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Holy fuck!

"Using what you have around you, ..."

You live in an Amsterdam XXX theatre AIRMT
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# And I Rub My Thing?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Thighs
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# It's an old dress
but you'd be amazing what i have around the house ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# He'd be amazing what you have around the house?
Your house has sentient objects that would stare at him in awe?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# :O Oh my!
I like the inclusion of futuristic artwork in background.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# *monocle plops into martini glass*
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# That's fucking awesome
Woo

I haven't time to even get my head into gear on this
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# You could totally beat up a Japanese girl.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# ^most important comment EVER
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I have one in mind...
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
#
ind
y closet, tied up
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# squildo starting to grape...
...must resist...

i do hope that is your bus uniform, it would get more people back on public transport.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# I could only but wish my uniform was this awesome- but it would get very hot in all that pvc :D
I would imagine the Star Trek dress would be far better for Busdriving.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Make it so!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# We'll fix the cunt!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# And this was just lying around?
Pfft, all I found were a pair of 3D glasses, headphones and a scarf :(

All the good shit's up in Preston, like my gas mask, etc.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# haha a gas mask would have been cool
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I was actually considering not entering because I didn't have the gas mask with me.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# *seeing right arm tattoo*
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# I must be Yakuza then o-O
It's a Tiger's Head and it's from the Punk group Vice Squad who's namesake Beki Bondage was the lead singer and also had a similar tattoo.
farm5.static.flickr.com/4142/4865644509_820b46aef3.jpg
www.punk77.co.uk/graphics/vicesquad/beki2.jpg
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Ohh Nice! Cool!! ^^
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# this wins the sexeh prize :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Cor phwoar!
I like shiny outfits :-D
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:06, archived)
# You have knees of a sexy man.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)
# thanks I er, stay sat down alot
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's incredible
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Nobody said how far into the future.
So I choose next falls recession range. Sorry for grainy pic but all we had is phone. Concept by Mrs. DBW :D

(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
fantastic skirt
and is "recession" carved in to your flesh?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Painted
I walked up to ma lady with a box around my waist and told her about the compo. She said take you pants off but all she did was write on me and take a photo :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! I say!!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Hahah
It's rather ironic that you're showing the most depressing version of the future, but you're the only one with a big cheesy grin on your face :)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I don't know what this is supposed to be but I think it's rather good.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# SEXEH
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# cheers all =D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Dear Mr. Milliband
i'm afraid you've still not managed to sway the voters.

Regards

Thor.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I can't shake the feeling you've actually carved the word recession into your stomach.
That's some serious dedication.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# This just makes me think "prospective conservative parliamentary candidate"
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# You are Lee Westwood. AICMFP!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# in the future I will mostly be pulling half nuked micro meals from my genital area
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
#
as least no-ones went on about micrococks yet.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
# I'v got time for one comment, great thread everyone.......
But this picture wins the fucking internets for me today :-)
Hahahahahaha, this picture's fucking great ! ;-)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)
# chair$!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)
# hahah this is brilliant!
the boys are better at dress up :)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Apologies for the (re)tardiness o___O


I've no idea either... some sort of 3D DJ ninja fucker.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Wierd/cool guy from misfits!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Which one? o_O
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Your hair does suggest J.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I like that in the middle of everything
There's just an EEEEEEYYYYEEEE

Frankly I assumed you looked like this anyway...:P
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)
# ohh Its you?? O_O
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Yes, I'm a ninja.
Well actually, that's historically inaccurate because ninjas never wore black and never wore 3D glasses.

In fact, I'm not even sure ninjas ever existed.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# RUN!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# *disappears*
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Ninja might haven't 3D glasses. But, I think COOL!! OvO
I can be a fan of you! XD
If you came to Japan, You get tremendous gain support from girls. :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Japanese girls go for idiots wearing biker gear and 3D glasses? o_O
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# That's what passes for sexy in Cirencester.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
#
in Cirencester on Earth.

/inflatedegoblog
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# this looks like..
a late 80's post apocalyptic film baddie.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I imagine that's what was running through my mind when I slapped all this together.
That, and "Fucking hell, I need to get my hair cut soon."
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Dude, you were supposed to dress up for this mini comp
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I was?
Shit... well I feel stupid now.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# You're supposed to dress up.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# mind yon pish
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I slipped on mindpiss
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Thats pretty ace, acutally
You look like a baddie from a cheap 1990s straight-to-video action sci-fi movie

And i mean that in a good way
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:07, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean
Like some really lame Darth Vader rip-off, or a biker in a futuristic anime.
I'd have got the gas mask out, but it's in Preston right now. :(

But whatever I've done here, it's got Moggy interested o_O
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Wow.
I went out to dinner and this happends.
I think this has relavance; i made a few of my mates do this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5Vtjss2UY&list=UUs-G5ZaL4HGFeFT-6RwqakQ&index=41&feature=plcp
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Docking now...

how do you guys do it in time?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)
# O_O space chaps
dunno either; i gave up covering a lampshade with tinfoil ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on there, but I think you've come unplugged
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)
# now this looks like a 1970's scifi dude being attacked by the silver foil monster in a low budget 1970's scifi horror
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Low budget alright!
I think my old chap's been affected by the cold of deep space
or summat like that anyway!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# yes, looks like a loose dongle
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)
# No matter how hard I push it in...
...it just keeps falling out.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# you have all the sexyness.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# fucking hell yes yes yes \o/
cylons FTW :)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# old skool cylons ftw, you mean
none o yer new pish
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# is there any other kind?!
had to goole the new things.. LOLS
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Woah!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Excellent thread!
Kudos, b3ta.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# ^ ftw
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# s3conded
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Better late than never

(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:12, archived)
# Ha! Quality thread.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)