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# Hooray for the secret link
You dirty yiffer, you!

I wish i could draw :-(
I wouldnt need porn then. Just a pencil and paper. I could jam the pencil down my cockshaft, and mop up the mess with the paper, y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# What secret li-
*drops monocle* oh my. o___o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I always look for secret links in JJ posts. Its like the same thrill you get from finding some dodgy porn in the bushes when you were at school
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Imagine finding yiffy porn in the bushes.
I almost feel obliged to leave some in a nearby hedge on principle alone.

But I've got to clear my room out, so maybe later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# You've got to clear out all the yiffy porn from your room?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# No, he has to clear out the hedge in his room
indoor topiary, just say no.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# He's found some yiffy porn under the cock-shaped hedge in his room?
I need a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# *closes curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Thanks, that's better
any chance of a shoulder massage...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I didn't know about them before
I'll be looking now...although the pic was a bit of a shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
You're meant to find porn round the back of the bike shed
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I found a whole bag of the stuff at school.
But while trying to work out a way of discreetly removing the haul from the shrubs (right beside the teacher's car park) without anyone noticing, another student go their first, shrieking: "Look! It's a bag of fucking porn!!"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I wish porn stashes were left behind bushes at my school
Would have been an positive, amusing memory to look back on
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ^what he said.
All I ever really found was page 3 of the Sun and a jaw-bone. Probably belonged to a fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# The closest I got to a porn stash in my school years was when I found a box of page 3 photos in the woods
I have no idea why
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Maybe a startled pervert dropped it and ran off?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Was this fox jawbone the item that bestowed you with a lifelong yiff chromasome?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Maybe it was.
I only just about stopped eating the furniture at 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I found an A5 imported hardcore mag in the fields behind my school.
It had a racing driver showing two of his helmets, and some pretty ladies putting one of them into their various orifices. For about a week, I was a fucking GOD, and everyone wanted a piece of the scripture.

I sold it for enough money to buy a computer game for my Spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Ah!
Glad I wasn't alone in capitalising on "found" filth!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# My mate used to cut out and keep the page 3's from his parents newspapers
He sold them to me for a fiver (or a tenner - i cant remember)

Ah - back in the day where the internet wasnt around, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:32, archived)