The compo is a description of what you think heaven is
not where JJ's Xbox might have gone had it such a thing as a soul which is contestable even in humans and certainly not in the case of inanimate objects.
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no no, my lexmark had a soul
I even drawed it!
edit: admittedly, it may be from where I hoofed the shitting thing.
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Sun 20 May 2012, 15:32,
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