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From the Hack Springwatch challenge. See all 105 entries (closed)

( herman:D, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)

Nerd's best
( Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)

Surely it'd be Xena, Scully and Princess Leia?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)

Sophie: Tits?
(1.618..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)

bet they attract a few storkers...
( maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)

They'd just give 'em the bird.
( MadCatMan Even more cynical, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)

hmm you're probably right.. they wouldn't give a flock
( maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)

Throbbing boobs
( MadCatMan Even more cynical, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)

Shag?
( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)

Doesn't tend to be as thick as it was on older carpets
( Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)

really?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)

My place is rented, I don't get to choose the carpets
( Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)

okay, how about a quick rug?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)

I think Two Can and Turd are trying to get you to sleep with them.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)

And by sleep with them, I mean let them put their willies in you.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)

not at the same time
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)

you old romantic you
( MadCatMan Even more cynical, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 1:01, archived)

Not quite the answer I was hoping for.
( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)