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# oh hai! popular cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, oh fuck we're in trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I missed all this dead cat sutff.
I had a dead guinea pig to contend with.

I am all of the sads.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# oh bugger

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Apparently five years is a decent innings for the little fellas.
Makes sense, really, considering they're primary function on earth is for bigger things to eat the total fuck out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# you know the best send off?
viking funeral
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Ha, weirdly when my rabbit died in 2007 I said I gave her a Viking funeral to the people at work.
Most nodded as if it were a completely normal thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# By Viking funeral I hope you mean roasted in a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# She was no spring chicken, so I dare say the flesh wouldn't have been up to edible standards.
Also, fuck making pies. Too much fucking about. If anything, just stick your deceased pets in the microwave. Two bits of bread, job done.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Old you say?
In that case, casserole. 5 hours in the oven will tenderise anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Except my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
I'd keep rats (sweet animals, really) but they only live long enough to break your heart.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# GOLF SALE
Dead helicopter cats would be an awesome way to advertise.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)