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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Thursday already - vote for one of the following for this week's question

The Apocalypse - Power cuts, internet outages, mild inconvenience to your daily lives - how did you cope?

The one that got away - You know what it's like. You find that perfect someone then as quick as they appeared in your life they flash away and try as you want, or not, you never forget them.

Social Networking Gaffes II - We did this four years ago when Facebook and Twitter were relatively new. We dare say you've broken up a marriage or two since then

Public Shame - Ever crapped yourself in public? Committed a dreadful faux pas in front of posh company? Tell all!

The worst place I lived - Dreadful. The kitchens were so far away, the servants could never keep the soup warm all the way to the dining room

Business trips - I once worked on a US Air Force base and was an honorary captain for two weeks. TOP GUN!







Vote! Vote! Vote And win a sloth*



* There is no sloth

Vote closed: Apocalypse won by a single vote
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# *votes for 'Social Networking Giraffes II'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Hang on, there were only 4 options a minute ago...
/eyes suspiciously
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# your only option is to not vote
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# We got a couple of late entries
...and the only alternative was to declare marshal law
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# shit! I jokingly voted for Apocalypse, and now it's winning, arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# It's a difficult one to write about,
seeing as there hasn't actually been an apocalypse.

I expect there will be lots of 'how I have protected my house against zombies, even though they are not real' type posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I think anyone who says they haven't prepared for a zombie outbreak is lying.
Of course, I don't know any normal people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I once saw an online advert for a Chainsaw in a can and thought
"I really should get that in case of zombie outbreaks".

ed: www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/ea93/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ^This
Although I imagine a large proportion of survivors will be battle re-enactors. Immediate access to chain mail, a shield and a functional sword will be a positive benefit, come the zombie holocaust.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Depends on how good the chain mail and the sword actually is.
Very few places make it battle ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Not falling apart after a few whacks would do the trick, surely.
How bad would chain mail need to be for a zombie to bite through it?

But then I'm not a battle re-enactor.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# There's a US ammo firm that sells zombie-specific rounds.
www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Maybe Scaryduck knows the apocalypse is coming
Tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# It's going to be a very concise
QOTW then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# my wife used to have sloth as a pet when she was growing up in brazil
I won't elaborate unless the QOTW is specifically about sloth ownership
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Hang on, that's not a sloth.
That's a sloth bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Idiots, this pole is fixed
SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Moveable poles are a health and safety hazard.
There are enough injuries sustained by exotic dancers every year as it is without you introducing that madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:34, archived)
# IT'S DEAD STUART!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# My opinion should count more, because I'm a qotw superstar
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)