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[challenge entry] Moncer

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(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Needs more smugness


Happy b3taday, Paul
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:46, archived)
#

needs more Cockweasle
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Everything needs more Cockweasle.
THIS... is poetry.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Indeed

All of the above ^
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Indeed
Cockweasel produces the best art, I sit, flaccid without purpose awaiting the great artists next anal barf. Top fuck-bayer, will shop again.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:23, archived)
# He's singing "Je regrette rien"
Meanwhile, I have just noticed there is a moon key on my new keyboard. I don't know what it does. I am scared to press it.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:46, archived)
# PRESS IT!!!!!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:48, archived)
# No don't, the moon will crash out of the sky and hurtle towards your house.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I can live with the risk
*edit

Holy shit I have one on Function F5
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:51, archived)
# My F5 has a fucking SUN on it motherfuckers.
Yeah, THE GODDAMN SUN!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:52, archived)
# I have a sun button next to the moon button
O_o
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# My moon is on the ESC key.
I also have two more suns on my arrow keys.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:56, archived)
# I'm scared
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:57, archived)
# So F5 sun is daddy sun, which turns the backlight off completely.
Arrow key suns control screen brightness.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
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(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Thinking about it, those Lunar Armageddon buttons were probably a bad idea.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Ok...
Hmmm, seems like it puts the computer in sleep mode
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:53, archived)
# That was the computer realising there's no purpose in carrying on, as we're all going to die in 21 minutes due to that button pressing :'(
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:54, archived)
# And there's me thinking it was "Wolf" mode...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I thought it was "Launch massive fucking jihad" mode...
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Also, candles!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Happy candles sir!!
:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Thank you all for the candles
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 22:04, archived)