It's not a liquid!
It's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard, floor-life surface!!
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Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:34,
archived)
office chair mats are liquid
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Sep 2012, 11:41,
archived)
indeed.
scrooge mcduck would be horribly injured if he tried that irl.
*wishes*
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:11,
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