Life must be hard for a spider on the Underground.How do you avoid everyone's gaze when you have 8 eyes all pointing in slightly different directions? Must be a geometric nightmare.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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He was one of them foreign types that haven't learnt the social etiquette needed to avoid being stabbed on public transport.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:59,
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