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From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# change the wife part
and i could send that to so many people
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Your wish is my command......
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:11, archived)
# \o/
ta!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:21, archived)
# There are conditions
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:23, archived)
# >.<
ok, just not tongues
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Oh, go on...
..I'll wipe it first.
*pulls out crusty snot-rag*
*wipes*

Ready now?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:27, archived)
# ummmmm
just pass me that bottle of gin, will you?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:29, archived)
# None left - I drank it all :(
*passes bottle of sweet sherry*
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:34, archived)
# that must sting a bit
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Sting?
Not as much as when I was asked to pass the bleach.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:47, archived)
# fuck it, that'll do
*swigs*
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:37, archived)
# *puckers*


...

*dribbles*
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# *holds breath*
MMMMMMWWWWWWAAAHHH!!!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# *zips up*
Smashing! :D
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
# don't expect anything for new year!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I'll drink to that!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:20, archived)
# X
*blows
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Cheers !
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:18, archived)
# *raises can*
Sheers!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 15:38, archived)