I've got a Chav Girl voice on my tomtom**trufax
"turn ta thah roight, willya"
("turn ta thah roight, willya"
PedroHin i be hawngry, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:41,
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I think you'll find that's Dick Van Dyke.(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:50,
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but at one point she says "I recon I might be pregnant ...you have a fag?"(
PedroHin i be hawngry, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:53,
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You see my point?That's a line from the script of Mary Poppins.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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Saw a pregnant woman having a smoke outside the pub the other day.That is all.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:11,
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that's all? what?did they put the bag back on your head and put you back in the van afterwards?
( PedroHin i be hawngry, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:14,
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My memory's a little hazy after that.Though I woke up in a skip without my wallet. Bit of a nuisance.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:18,
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Quite right, you don't want to be giving the other customers cancer too.(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
Oh fuck.*clix*
Does it have the Bright Eyes night illumination system?
(Does it have the Bright Eyes night illumination system?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:03,
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I like this so I clicked likeThough it gave me the earworm, so I now wish to unlike it *searches for button*
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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Shame she didn't have it with her when she was lost in france(
Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:10,
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HeheMy Dad bought a car from Bonnie Tyler once. She said it was in perfect condition. It was fine most of the time, but it turned out that every now and then it fell apart.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:43,
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I giggled.Then I read the little tag line and I did a proper laugh.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:55,
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way better than the princess Diana model. all that PoS does is repeat "Put your foot down driver, i think we can lose them"
(original credit to Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle, i forget which)
(, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:45,
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(original credit to Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle, i forget which)
Oh good god SPANGI remember bumping into her walking into a bakery in Swansea. She's more hair than human now.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 21:12,
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