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I think you should set your email rules up

to block any messages from them in the future, cos they talk utter bolox

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Pootle, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)

Yeah...

although it's more entertaining bollocks than the other junk mail I get...
notable exceptions being the mail titled:
"When the dogs begin to smell her"
and the one that said that I could attract men with larger breasts...which, seeing as I'm a bloke, just boggles my mind...what do they mean?
If I get larger mannaries/munglies, I can attract men, or I can somehow attract men who have large breasts themselves???

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)

i got one that said:

'evver see a cow cum twice?!'
it worried me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:10, archived)

erm...

I would assume it went away in between and they omitted to mention that? If it had already come, then it would surely have to leave, before it could return?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:13, archived)

Have you?

Has anyone..?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)

I would suspect

that the person who sent the email would have you believe that they have...
Why it's normal junk(snail)mail this bizarre anyway?
I'd be tempted to setup a site to catalogue all the weirdest shit spam that people get sent
(If I knew the slightest thing about html and didn't have anything better to do(like sit on my arse and play with the cat))

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:19, archived)

Hmmm

that's an idea:
Learn HTML
Buy a Webcam
Setup website
Play with cat in front of webcam
Wait for the millions to roll in...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)

that's a lyric...

... from a Stone Temple Pilots song, "Plush" I think.

(jonnyfreeride, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)