This is your father's crook, not as clumsy or random as a cane.
(
Victor Meldrew,
Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:34,
archived)
If you shear me down now, I shall become fluffier than you could possibly imagine.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:51,
archived)