Those heartless bastards


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Huzzah! Her new cookbook is out!

(Tue 11th Sep 2007, 18:18, More)

I play THIS game for ONE reason.... Knowledge is POWER!

(Thu 15th Mar 2007, 18:07, More)

Inside scoop!

(Wed 21st Feb 2007, 15:05, More)

Bloody yobs

(Sun 7th Jan 2007, 12:27, More)

My word its foggy out. Need to use one of these!

(Mon 6th Nov 2006, 16:30, More)

"Good day for it Jesus!"

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» Well, that taught 'em

Bit of a blokey thing to say here really
but about 6 years ago i had the hots for this girl and most her mates. She often used to tell my friends (in a way that was meant to get back to me) that she and all her mates were out of my league and wouldn't EVER touch me with a barge pole. The funny thing is that her infinitely more attractive and VERY milfy mother didnt seem so picky in a night club a few weeks later.
VERY childish but that taught her.
(Fri 27th Apr 2007, 12:07, More)

» Petty Sabotage

Sabotage in Religious education class!
Back in t' day when we HAD to take R.E. as part of our school week, we were asked to come up with a religious themed board game (presumably to get us to do SOMETHING r.e. related besides asking the teacher if you can be re-incarnated as a carrot). Anyway, once said games were completed (drawn onto A3 bits of coloured sugar paper) we passed them on to other tables to play. Imagine our horror when our 'get ghandi' game returned form the girls table with flowers drawn over everything!! SO to return the compliment, we turned every single curved surface on their one into a comedy cock! Beautiful flowers became 8 knobbed mutant flowers and a wonderfully drawn horse had its nose turned into a todger!!!! Bitches complained and we got held back and recieved a right bollocking.........god it was worth it!! :)
(Sun 8th May 2005, 19:35, More)

» My sex misconceptions

My first girlfriend had some classics
Now bear in mind I was 18 and she was 23 AND had already had a kid with someone else, so you'd expect she'd be well up on all matters of the sexeh tiem.

Well on time in bed she was messing with my 'member' and was looking at it rather odly..

Her "Where is the other hole then?"
Me "What?"
Her "The other hole you piss out of??"

Thats right, this 23 year old woman who has had kids somehow thought the penis had 2 holes in the end...one for spunking and one for pissing!

I wish i'd pretended as the realization that they both came out the same place was met with, "thats fucking gross, i'm not putting that in my mouth again."
(Tue 30th Sep 2008, 12:40, More)

» Strict Parents

TV related for me
I was banned from watching Grange Hill as it was 'full of yob kids' and i was banned from watching red dwarf as it 'made me aggressive'.
If i was ever arguing with my sister my mum would shout, "YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING RED DWARF AGAIN HAVN'T YOU?!?!111"
(Thu 8th Mar 2007, 17:43, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

I once knocked one out in a confessional booth for a bet
whilst giving confession.
(Thu 11th Dec 2008, 13:49, More)