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# it's true
and i have a massive penis
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Hurrah!
Will you be my new husband?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)
# i am already married
but i won't tell her if you don't
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# *Eats more cake*
And fits own hand up front bottom in excitement.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# you are talented!
do you have a website? With pictures?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Certainly not!
Do I look retarded?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# i don't know...
...what you look like. But anyone who can fit their own hand in themselves, deserves to show off
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Is this not something available to all humans?
My husbandoid can fit a whole Sara Lee cake up his big arsehole.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# you two should
make a specialist video.
i'd buy it
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I love you.
8D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i love you too
(*_*)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:55, archived)