filthy old nun

oh lordy lord , I'm gonna burn for this..

From the Nuns challenge. See all 657 entries (closed)

(Faceburger I have an iphone game in IGF compo : D, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)

That's the best thing since sliced bread.
You are a genius.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)

trust you
to like it
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)

What is it with you, Pollyanna?
Too much work down on the farm?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)

i really like it when you are on the board
i'd love to meet you.
Just to see if my mental image of you is right
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)

I'd say mental is about right.
I am a hairy fat woman with polystyrene ovaries just itching for a fight.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)

my dream woman
:)
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:24, archived)

I can breathe through my ears too.
Let's get it on.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)

i'm a thin ginger bloke
imagine the state of our children
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)

I hear that thin ginger men...
...tend to have big fat wangers.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)

it's true
and i have a massive penis
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)

Hurrah!
Will you be my new husband?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)

i am already married
but i won't tell her if you don't
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)

*Eats more cake*
And fits own hand up front bottom in excitement.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)

you are talented!
do you have a website? With pictures?
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)

Certainly not!
Do I look retarded?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)

i don't know...
...what you look like. But anyone who can fit their own hand in themselves, deserves to show off
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)

Is this not something available to all humans?
My husbandoid can fit a whole Sara Lee cake up his big arsehole.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)

you two should
make a specialist video.
i'd buy it
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:50, archived)

I love you.
8D
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:51, archived)

i love you too
(*_*)
( mictoboy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:55, archived)

14, bad acne, suspicious smell? (the mental image, not you)
( Spoon, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:21, archived)

I really don't wish to know about the kinds of flotsam you want to fuck!
Please!

Really!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:24, archived)

could
you make that a linky please
(Faceburger I have an iphone game in IGF compo : D, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)

ahhh!
my eyes!
(handen, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)

so
so wrong.


Woo!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)

jumping jesus
cheeses of nazareth
holy moly
sweet christ
JHC
christ on a posicle stick
jumping jehosefat!
fork me a public omnibus....

/goes to poke eyes out witha shitty stick
( Mosschops, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)

eek
internet gerontofiles
( littlebean, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)

thanks
i didn't really need that stomach lining anyway!
( cwethan, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)

gets
a

anyone got a bucket I can be violently ill in :)
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)