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[challenge entry] filthy old nun

oh lordy lord , I'm gonna burn for this..

From the Nuns challenge. See all 654 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:10, archived)
# That's the best thing since sliced bread.
You are a genius.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# trust you
to like it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:13, archived)
# What is it with you, Pollyanna?
Too much work down on the farm?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:15, archived)
# i really like it when you are on the board
i'd love to meet you.
Just to see if my mental image of you is right
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:18, archived)
# I'd say mental is about right.
I am a hairy fat woman with polystyrene ovaries just itching for a fight.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)
# my dream woman
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:24, archived)
# I can breathe through my ears too.
Let's get it on.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)
# i'm a thin ginger bloke
imagine the state of our children
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I hear that thin ginger men...
...tend to have big fat wangers.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# it's true
and i have a massive penis
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Hurrah!
Will you be my new husband?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)
# i am already married
but i won't tell her if you don't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# *Eats more cake*
And fits own hand up front bottom in excitement.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# you are talented!
do you have a website? With pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Certainly not!
Do I look retarded?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# i don't know...
...what you look like. But anyone who can fit their own hand in themselves, deserves to show off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Is this not something available to all humans?
My husbandoid can fit a whole Sara Lee cake up his big arsehole.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# you two should
make a specialist video.
i'd buy it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I love you.
8D
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i love you too
(*_*)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:55, archived)
#
14, bad acne, suspicious smell? (the mental image, not you)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I really don't wish to know about the kinds of flotsam you want to fuck!
Please!

Really!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:24, archived)
# could
you make that a linky please
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:11, archived)
# ahhh!
my eyes!
(handen, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# so
so wrong.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)
# jumping jesus
cheeses of nazareth
holy moly
sweet christ
JHC
christ on a posicle stick
jumping jehosefat!
fork me a public omnibus....

/goes to poke eyes out witha shitty stick
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:16, archived)
# eek
internet gerontofiles
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:19, archived)
# thanks
i didn't really need that stomach lining anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)
# gets
a

anyone got a bucket I can be violently ill in :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)