'how come dogs get rolls royce arseholes that neatly crimp off each turd, yet we get the cheap skoda variety where we have to chase bits of shit halfway across our back with a piece of toilet paper'
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Sat 3 May 2014, 18:46,
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I have to wipe my dogs arsehole sometimes
or else the lube gets in the fur
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Sat 3 May 2014, 18:51,
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