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[challenge entry] It's slower than a slug around here...

From the Fake Fables challenge. See all 38 entries (closed)

(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:06, archived)
# stupid slug salting!
Most people want a car, a new phone, to lose weight, but some of us are slugs trying to avoid salt.
As a slug, I want just ONE THING -- to avoid salt.
97% of my pretend internet friends won't click 'I like this' nor repost this -- but 3% of you will.
Please repost this in honor of all slugs
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:16, archived)
# U OK hun?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:22, archived)
# of course not
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Mofaha's not worth it, love.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:05, archived)
# Oh, I'm worth it.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:39, archived)
# some salts are great
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Coolin' by day, then at night working up a sweat.
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:22, archived)
# Ha!
Also: nicely tagged :D
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:23, archived)
# Thanks! I worked long and hard over that...
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:24, archived)
# slugs arent clevar yuo cant blam them for done stupid thimgs
does a slug likes peppar?
(, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
# SLUGS WILL SIMPLY NOT ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT OF EATING LETTUCE WITHOUT PEPPER.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)