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[challenge entry] Was nearly Carry off

From the Carry On.... challenge. See all 111 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:01, archived)
# Truth is, I thought it mattered.
I thought that music mattered. But does it bollocks.
Not compared to how nob gags matter.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:30, archived)
# Be happy
Make music and joke about it, (if you want to)
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Incidentally
I was an extra in Brassed Off. Getting on for 20 years ago now, pay was £20 a day and all the bacon butties I could eat. You can see me in the Whit Friday scenes but only in wide screen. A film I have great affection for, I knew some of the Grimethorpe players who played the Grimley Band.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 19:06, archived)
# I once did a poo that looked like a walnut whip
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 20:55, archived)
# I remember
When Walnut Whips had a nut in the base as well as the one on top.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 21:35, archived)
# I remember that
and also when they changed the cream stuff inside. It's not as nice as it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Texan bars are more brittle when they've been in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 22:26, archived)
# i once farted in the same cadence as the first six beats of the theme from crimewatch.
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 23:05, archived)