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# Water bombs from first floor window
Launching water bombs made from freezer bags is effective. Also fun whilst not harming the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 17:39, archived)
# I use a catapult and ice cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 18:51, archived)
# Pfffft
(guilty LOL)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Jul 2015, 19:03, archived)
# I own cats who shit on other people's lawns
I wish they wouldn't shit on other people's lawns
I hate people who are cruel to my cats and am very tempted to blockade their doors and set their houses on fire
Cats fucking hate water
While I'm not totally convinced by water bombs from the first floor, so long as it doesn't hit the cat on the back the cat is going to get drenched
The second or third time this happens, the cat will think "fuck this" and go and shit on someone *else's* lawn
Profit!

So basically, yeah, if someone drenches my cats to stop them shitting on their lawn I'm not going to be chuffed but if the cat is otherwise unhurt, all power to you. Cat shit is horrible stuff. No reason anyone other than me has to be clearing it off the lawn and out of the fucking flowerbeds. This means even more if you've got a sandpit for the kids, given the horrific stuff that lurks in cat shit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 18 Jul 2015, 22:19, archived)
# You got it Boris
No harm - aim to miss. The little sods started it by leaving their chemical warfare deposits. If you know your cat is shitting on a neighbour's lawn, I hope you offer to clean it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 11:54, archived)